This morning, I woke to the alarm, turned it off, turned on my bedside lamp, and was greeted by this sight.
[It's deliberately blurry. My vision uncorrected is 20/600]
WHOA!
Whuh...Whuh...
Eyeball?
Hairy....?
????????
With my glasses on, the image resolved to this...
Oh. Okay.
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Life Lesson: Clean up your clutter before it starts spontaneously generating new life forms.
